Canadian coffee shops are rebranding Americanos as “Canadianos” in a petty attempt to spite America as trade tensions rise under President Trump’s leadership.
At a Glance
- Canadian coffee shops are renaming “Americano” coffees to “Canadiano” in a symbolic protest against potential US tariffs
- The movement was started by British Columbia’s Kicking Horse Coffee and has spread to shops across Canada
- The trend follows Trump’s threat to impose 25% tariffs on Canadian imports
- A recent poll shows 27% of Canadians now view the US as an “enemy” country
- Many cafe owners claim they want to remain “apolitical” while participating in the obviously political stunt
Canada’s Caffeinated Tantrum
Our neighbors to the north are apparently so triggered by President Trump’s America First trade policies that they’re now waging a caffeine-fueled rebellion. Coffee shops across Canada have begun renaming the classic Americano coffee as the “Canadiano” in what amounts to little more than a petulant protest against potential US import tariffs. The movement gained momentum after Kicking Horse Coffee in British Columbia launched the campaign, encouraging other cafes to join their little coffee coup. Of course, this is what passes for rebellion in Canada – passive-aggressive menu changes while they continue to depend on American economic might.
What’s particularly amusing about this whole charade is how these coffee shop owners pretend it’s not political while obviously engaging in politically motivated behavior. Take Elizabeth Watson of Palisades Cafe who told reporters, “We aren’t necessarily aiming to be political,” while simultaneously participating in a nationwide movement directly targeting American trade policies. These coffee warriors can’t even be honest about their own motivations! Meanwhile, the average American hasn’t spent five seconds thinking about Canadian coffee naming conventions.
Trudeau’s Trade Tantrum
This coffee kerfuffle comes amid rising tensions between the United States and Canada following President Trump’s entirely reasonable threat to impose 25% tariffs on Canadian imports. Trump’s America First policies have clearly rattled Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who’s desperately trying to salvage his waning popularity by encouraging Canadians to buy local products instead of American goods. Apparently, the best way to show national strength is by renaming coffee drinks – truly a power move that has Washington trembling in its boots!
“It’s good for us to just, you know, stand up for being ourselves and reminding other people … that we’re not to be pushed around and bullied by others.” – William Oliveira
The so-called “rebellion” is spreading across coffee shops in major Canadian cities, with owners claiming it celebrates Canadian pride and identity. Some enterprising Canadians have even created the “Maple Scan” app to help consumers identify products made in Canada. Meanwhile, our economy continues to roar under Trump’s policies while Trudeau’s socialist agenda has left Canada’s economy stagnant. Perhaps they should focus more on fixing their failing healthcare system and less on what they call their overpriced espresso drinks.
Coffee With a Side of Anti-Americanism
What’s particularly concerning about this coffee shop campaign is how it reflects a broader shift in Canadian attitudes toward the United States. According to a recent poll, 27% of Canadians now view the US as an “enemy” country, while only 30% see it as an ally. This growing anti-American sentiment has manifested in other ways too, like Canadian hockey fans booing during the US national anthem. Remember when the left accused Trump of damaging international relationships? Now the truth comes out – it’s these progressive leaders who are fostering division for political gain.
“For 16 years, the Kicking Horse Café has been quietly calling Americanos ‘Canadianos.’ Today, we’re officially making it a thing and asking coffee shops across the country to make the switch. Join us. Call them Canadianos.” – Kicking Horse Cafe
If Canada wants to engage in a trade war with the United States, rebranding coffee drinks is certainly an interesting strategy. Perhaps they should consider that the US accounts for approximately 75% of Canada’s exports, while Canada represents about 18% of US exports. The economic reality is that Canada needs the US far more than we need them. But hey, at least they’ll have their “Canadianos” to sip on while their economy struggles under the weight of Trudeau’s failed leadership and misguided priorities. It’s amazing how a little coffee can apparently mask the bitter taste of economic decline.
